50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Sick

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Sick:

50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Sick

1. Feeling under the weather
2. Down for the count
3. Fighting a bug
4. Got a case of the sniffles
5. Feeling like death warmed over
6. Got a touch of the flu
7. Coming down with something
8. Feeling like a walking germ factory
9. Battling a virus
10. Feeling like a wet noodle
11. My head is pounding like a jackhammer
12. Running a fever
13. Feeling like a trainwreck
14. My body is aching like crazy
15. My nose is running like a faucet
16. Got a case of the chills
17. Feeling like a zombie
18. My throat feels like sandpaper
19. Got a case of the heebie-jeebies
20. My stomach is doing somersaults
21. I’m a snotty mess
22. Got a case of the shakes
23. My eyes feel like sandbags
24. My ears are ringing like a fire alarm
25. Feeling like a limp noodle
26. My bones feel like they’re made of jelly
27. I’m coughing up a storm
28. My brain is foggy
29. Got a case of the sweats
30. Feeling like a deflated balloon
31. My skin is crawling
32. I’m feeling puny
33. Got a case of the yawns
34. My energy level is at an all-time low
35. Feeling like a soggy sponge
36. My joints are creaking like an old door
37. Got a case of the itchies
38. My feet feel like bricks
39. Feeling like a wilted flower
40. My hair hurts
41. Got a case of the shivers
42. My tongue feels like sandpaper
43. I’m feeling drained
44. Got a case of the queasies
45. My heart feels like it’s racing a marathon
46. Feeling like a sloth
47. My whole body feels like it’s on fire
48. Got a case of the woozies
49. My teeth feel like they’re chattering in Morse code
50. Feeling like a sad panda.

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