Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say Yes to Prom: 50 Funny Ways to Say Yes to Prom “Absolutely, I’d be prom-iscuous to say no!” “Sure thing, I’ll dust off my dancing shoes.” “Affirmative, I’m ready to rock that prom dress/suit.”...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say Yes With a Question: 50 Funny Ways to Say Yes With a Question Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear poop in the woods? Is a frog’s butt watertight? Is a...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Feel Good: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Feel Good I’m feeling a bit off-color. I’m not at the top of my game. I’m feeling under the weather. I’m not feeling...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Like Someone: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Like Someone They’re about as likable as a root canal. I wouldn’t be caught dead liking them. They’re a few fries short of...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Like Something: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Don’t Like Something “I’d rather lick a cactus than do that.” “That’s not my jam, it’s more like moldy peanut butter.” “I’d rather bathe...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Farted: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Farted I just dropped a butt burp. I let one rip. I passed gas with flying colors. I made a bum trumpet. I tooted my own...
Below are Funny Ways to Say You Feel Sick: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Feel Sick 20 Funny Sentences With Different Illness: My stomach feels like a blender on high speed. I feel like a ticking time bomb ready to...
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Got Your Period: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Got Your Period Aunt Flo came for a visit. The crimson tide has arrived. Shark week has started. My uterus is shedding its lining....
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Had a Bad Day: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Had a Bad Day Some Short Funny Sentences for Saying “You Had a Bad Day” I had a bad day. Everything went wrong....
Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Had Sex: 50 Funny Ways to Say You Had Sex Got lucky Made whoopee Had a tryst Hooked up Shared a passionate moment Got it on Had an intimate encounter Enjoyed some adult...
