50 Funny Ways to Say You Farted

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Farted:

50 Funny Ways to Say You Farted

1. I just dropped a butt burp.
2. I let one rip.
3. I passed gas with flying colors.
4. I made a bum trumpet.
5. I tooted my own horn.
6. I released some flatulent air biscuits.
7. I broke the wind.
8. I had a rectal hiccup.
9. I let out some anal acoustics.
10. I cut the cheese.
11. I let out a cheek squeak.
12. I gave a butt thunder.
13. I blew a stinky kiss.
14. I dropped a gas bomb.
15. I dealt it, you smelt it.
16. I let off a butt blast.
17. I released a butt whisper.
18. I dropped a dookie-toot.
19. I let out a rectal rumble.
20. I let my butt trumpet sing.
21. I passed the wind with vigor.
22. I let one loose in the wild.
23. I released some butt fumes.
24. I blasted out some rear-end harmonics.
25. I set free a butt gust.
26. I passed gas like a champion.
27. I emitted a butt beep.
28. I tooted the tuba of my tush.
29. I had a gaseous escape.
30. I let out a fart that could peel paint.
31. I let out a fart that could wake the dead.
32. I let out some anal exhaust.
33. I dropped a rump roar.
34. I blew some stinky bubbles.
35. I released some butt perfume.
36. I let out a fanny flam.
37. I let out some stinky steam.
38. I passed gas with great authority.
39. I had a sphincter spasm.
40. I cut a stinker.
41. I gave a rear-end round of applause.
42. I passed gas with finesse.
43. I dropped some butt bombs.
44. I let out a butt burp that could clear a room.
45. I let out some butt thunder.
46. I tooted the flute of my fanny.
47. I let out a fart with enthusiasm.
48. I released some butt turbulence.
49. I had a colon cough.
50. I let out a fart that could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

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