50 Funny Ways to Say You Feel Sick

Below are Funny Ways to Say You Feel Sick:

50 Funny Ways to Say You Feel Sick

20 Funny Sentences With Different Illness:

1. My stomach feels like a blender on high speed.
2. I feel like a ticking time bomb ready to explode.
3. My head is pounding like a jackhammer on concrete.
4. My body is aching like I just ran a marathon.
5. My throat feels like sandpaper.
6. My nose is running like a faucet.
7. My ears are ringing like a church bell.
8. My mouth feels like I just ate a box of sand.
9. My eyes are so heavy I can barely keep them open.
10. My skin feels like it’s on fire.
11. My energy levels are lower than a sloth’s.
12. My brain is foggy like a misty morning.
13. My appetite is non-existent.
14. My joints feel like they’ve been rusted shut.
15. My muscles feel like they’ve been pulled in every direction.
16. My breath feels like a dragon’s fire.
17. My stomach is churning like a washing machine on a spin cycle.
18. My balance is off like a drunkard’s.
19. My thoughts are scattered like confetti in the wind.
20. My voice sounds like a frog croaking in a pond.

Other 50 Ways to Say You Feel Sick

1. I’m feeling as fragile as a porcelain vase.
2. I’m as queasy as a rollercoaster rider.
3. I’m feeling as rough as a badger’s backside.
4. I’m as green around the gills as a seasick sailor.
5. I feel like I’ve been run over by a dump truck.
6. I feel like a melted ice cream cone.
7. I’m feeling under the weather.
8. I feel like a deflated balloon.
9. I’m feeling like a soggy noodle.
10. I’m feeling like a wilted flower.
11. I’m as sick as a dog.
12. I feel like I’ve been hit by a ton of bricks.
13. I’m feeling as weak as a newborn kitten.
14. I’m feeling as floppy as a ragdoll.
15. I’m feeling like a sloth on a hot day.
16. I’m feeling like I swallowed a bowling ball.
17. I feel like I’ve been stuffed with cotton.
18. I’m feeling like a puppet with cut strings.
19. I feel like I’ve been dragged through a mud puddle.
20. I’m feeling as limp as a dishrag.
21. I’m feeling like a crumpled piece of paper.
22. I’m feeling like a deflated tire.
23. I’m feeling like a wet noodle.
24. I’m feeling like a zombie.
25. I’m feeling like I got hit by a semi-truck.
26. I feel like a wilted lettuce leaf.
27. I’m feeling like a mashed potato.
28. I’m feeling like a beached whale.
29. I’m feeling like a deflated balloon.
30. I’m feeling like a soggy sandwich.
31. I’m feeling like a soggy potato chip.
32. I’m feeling like a smashed tomato.
33. I’m feeling like a wilted flower.
34. I’m feeling like a flimsy piece of cardboard.
35. I’m feeling like a floppy disk.
36. I’m feeling like a melted snowman.
37. I’m feeling like a squished bug.
38. I’m feeling like a broken toy.
39. I’m feeling like a balloon that’s lost its air.
40. I’m feeling like a pancake that’s been run over.
41. I’m feeling like a worn-out old shoe.
42. I’m feeling like a soggy sponge.
43. I’m feeling like a fish out of water.
44. I’m feeling like a wilted vegetable.
45. I’m feeling like a deflated beach ball.
46. I’m feeling like a droopy flower.
47. I’m feeling like a soggy piece of bread.
48. I’m feeling like a rusty old car.
49. I’m feeling like a used tissue.
50. I’m feeling like a wet dog.

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