50 Funny Ways to Say You Got Your Period

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Got Your Period:

50 Funny Ways to Say You Got Your Period

1. Aunt Flo came for a visit.
2. The crimson tide has arrived.
3. Shark week has started.
4. My uterus is shedding its lining.
5. The painters are in.
6. The tomato soup is boiling.
7. My red badge of courage has arrived.
8. I’m on the rag.
9. My monthly subscription to mother nature has arrived.
10. I’m surfing the crimson wave.
11. The red river is flowing.
12. My lady garden is sprouting.
13. The Red Wedding has begun.
14. I’m on my moon time.
15. The communists have invaded.
16. The curse has struck again.
17. The red army is marching.
18. The crime scene is open for business.
19. The crimson flag is flying high.
20. My uterus is throwing a tantrum.
21. I’m having a red badge of honor.
22. My lady parts are under construction.
23. My floodgates have opened.
24. My monthly monster is back.
25. My uterus is going through a renovation.
26. My scarlet letter has arrived.
27. I’m on my way to Red Lobster.
28. My monthly donation to the blood bank has started.
29. The red devil has arrived.
30. The red sea has parted.
31. My tomato factory is in full production mode.
32. My insides are playing “Bloody Mary.”
33. I’m having a visit from my monthly gift.
34. I’m on my way to the Red Cross.
35. My period party has started.
36. My red car is in the garage.
37. My period is in full swing.
38. I’m on my way to the monthly blood drive.
39. My uterus is having a garage sale.
40. The red rain is falling.
41. I’m on my way to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.
42. The red light is on.
43. My crimson circus is in town.
44. The Red Sox are playing.
45. I’m having a visit from my red fairy.
46. My monthly waterfall has started.
47. The crimson carnival has arrived.
48. My uterus is hosting a red party.
49. My monthly massacre has begun.
50. My lady business is on its periodical cycle.

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