50 Funny Ways to Say You Want to Smash

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You Want to Smash:

Funny Ways to Say You Want to Smash

1. I want to give you a beatdown.
2. Let’s rumble.
3. I’m itching for a good fight.
4. Let’s tussle.
5. I want to lay the smackdown on you.
6. Let’s throw down.
7. I’m ready to go mano-a-mano.
8. Let’s get into a scrap.
9. I want to pummel you.
10. Let’s engage in some fisticuffs.
11. I want to give you a shellacking.
12. Let’s get rough and tumble.
13. I’m ready to duke it out.
14. Let’s settle this with our fists.
15. I want to throw hands with you.
16. Let’s have a good old-fashioned brawl.
17. I’m in the mood for a donnybrook.
18. Let’s engage in fistic combat.
19. I want to knock your block off.
20. Let’s go head-to-head.
21. I’m ready to throw down the gauntlet.
22. Let’s engage in pugilism.
23. I want to give you a thrashing.
24. Let’s get into a fracas.
25. I’m ready to give you a whupping.
26. Let’s get into a kerfuffle.
27. I want to take you down a peg.
28. Let’s have a bare-knuckle brawl.
29. I’m itching for a punch-up.
30. Let’s have a dust-up.
31. I want to take you to the mat.
32. Let’s engage in some hand-to-hand combat.
33. I’m ready to engage in a slugfest.
34. Let’s have a throwdown.
35. I want to give you a hide.
36. Let’s get into a ruckus.
37. I’m ready to come to blows.
38. Let’s engage in some rough-and-tumble fighting.
39. I want to teach you a lesson.
40. Let’s get into a scrap.
41. I’m ready to go toe-to-toe.
42. Let’s have a punch-out.
43. I want to put up my dukes.
44. Let’s engage in some brawling.
45. I’m ready to throw punches.
46. Let’s have a knockdown, drag-out fight.
47. I want to give you a drubbing.
48. Let’s get into a donnybrook.
49. I’m ready to engage in pugnacious behavior.
50. Let’s have a pugilistic encounter.

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