50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Depressed

Below are Funny Ways to Say You’re Depressed:

50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Depressed

1. I’m in a state of emotional hibernation.
2. I’m experiencing a severe case of the blahs.
3. I feel like a wilted flower.
4. I’m on the struggle bus, and the driver is my depression.
5. I’m not sad, just resting my face.
6. I’m feeling as low as a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.
7. I’m as blue as a Smurf.
8. I’m feeling like a wet noodle.
9. I’m down in the dumps like Oscar the Grouch.
10. I’m feeling about as cheerful as a funeral procession.
11. I’m as happy as a clown with a broken smile.
12. I’m as down as a duck with no pond to swim in.
13. I’m feeling like I’m living in a constant rain cloud.
14. I’m as chipper as a wilted daisy.
15. I’m feeling like I’m carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders.
16. I’m feeling like a deflated balloon.
17. I’m as cheerful as Eeyore on a bad day.
18. I’m feeling as low as a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.
19. I’m feeling like I’m living in a black-and-white movie.
20. I’m feeling like a Monday on a Sunday morning.
21. I’m feeling like a battery that needs to be recharged.
22. I’m feeling like a plant that needs sunlight.
23. I’m feeling like a ghost in my own life.
24. I’m feeling like a fish out of water.
25. I’m as excited as a snail on a salt flat.
26. I’m feeling like a puddle in the rain.
27. I’m feeling like a cloud on a sunny day.
28. I’m feeling like a lightbulb that’s burned out.
29. I’m as cheerful as a rainy day.
30. I’m feeling like a tire with a slow leak.
31. I’m feeling like a ghost town with no visitors.
32. I’m feeling like a couch potato with no remote control.
33. I’m feeling like a flower with no water.
34. I’m as happy as a mosquito in a nudist colony.
35. I’m feeling like a dog with a cone of shame.
36. I’m feeling like a bird with a broken wing.
37. I’m feeling like a fish in a dry pond.
38. I’m feeling like a turtle in quicksand.
39. I’m feeling like a train that’s run out of steam.
40. I’m feeling like a ghost in a crowded room.
41. I’m feeling like a balloon that’s lost its air.
42. I’m feeling like a car with a flat tire.
43. I’m feeling like a plant that’s been overwatered.
44. I’m feeling like a book with no pages.
45. I’m feeling like a kite with no wind.
46. I’m feeling like a computer with no internet.
47. I’m feeling like a boat with a leak.
48. I’m feeling like a pencil with no eraser.
49. I’m feeling like a tree that’s lost all its leaves.
50. I’m feeling like a light at the end of the tunnel that’s gone out.

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