50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed:

Funny Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed

1. Time to hit the hay.
2. Off to catch some Z’s.
3. Going to sleep in town.
4. See you in the morning, bed!
5. G’night, gotta catch some shuteye.
6. I’m off to slumberland.
7. Time to rest my sleepy head.
8. Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite!
9. It’s time to go into hibernation mode.
10. I’m going to call it a night.
11. I’m going to my cocoon for the night.
12. I’m going to curl up and drift away.
13. It’s time to recharge my batteries.
14. I’m going to hit the sack.
15. I’m off to my pillow palace.
16. It’s time to shut my eyes and dream.
17. I’m going to the land of nod.
18. I’m off to catch some winks.
19. Time to retire to my cozy den.
20. I’m going to hibernate like a bear.
21. Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight, everyone who isn’t going to bed yet!
22. I’m going to tuck myself in for the night.
23. I’m going to power down for the night.
24. I’m going to my lair for the night.
25. Time to hit the hay bale.
26. I’m going to slip into my dream world.
27. I’m going to go to sleep and count some sheep.
28. I’m going to climb into my cloud bed.
29. I’m off to bed, where the magic happens.
30. I’m going to turn it in for the night.
31. Time to retreat to my cave.
32. I’m off to the land of sweet dreams.
33. I’m going to my slumber sanctuary.
34. I’m going to snuggle up with my blankets.
35. I’m off to the land of the sleeping giants.
36. I’m going to drift off into dreamland.
37. I’m going to put my head down for the night.
38. I’m going to hit the snooze button.
39. I’m going to rest my weary bones.
40. I’m going to disappear into the abyss of sleep.
41. Time to turn off my brain for the night.
42. I’m going to crash for the night.
43. I’m going to go to bed and make a log.
44. I’m going to wrap myself up in a cozy burrito of blankets.
45. Time to go horizontal and catch some Z’s.
46. I’m going to snuggle up and get some shut-eye.
47. I’m going to drift off to sleep like a baby.
48. I’m going to hit the sack like a pro.
49. I will put my head down and hit the pillow like a boss.
50. I’m off to bed, where the magic happens (again).

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