50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Straight

Below are 50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Straight:

50 Funny Ways to Say You’re Straight

1. I’m straight as a board.
2. I’m as straight as an arrow.
3. I’m as straight as a ruler.
4. I’m straighter than a pole.
5. I’m as straight as a die.
6. I’m as straight as a line.
7. I’m as straight as a pin.
8. I’m as straight as a string.
9. I’m as straight as a beam of light.
10. I’m as straight as a nail.
11. I’m as straight as a poker.
12. I’m as straight as a shot.
13. I’m as straight as a whistle.
14. I’m as straight as a level.
15. I’m as straight as a stick.
16. I’m as straight as a tree.
17. I’m as straight as a yardstick.
18. I’m as straight as a compass.
19. I’m as straight as a doorknob.
20. I’m as straight as a road.
21. I’m as straight as a mountain trail.
22. I’m as straight as a runway.
23. I’m as straight as a railway track.
24. I’m as straight as a motorway.
25. I’m as straight as an electric cord.
26. I’m as straight as a power line.
27. I’m as straight as a bowling alley.
28. I’m as straight as a golf club.
29. I’m as straight as a fishing rod.
30. I’m as straight as a billiard cue.
31. I’m as straight as a ski slope.
32. I’m as straight as a bookshelf.
33. I’m as straight as a plank.
34. I’m as straight as a highway.
35. I’m as straight as a door hinge.
36. I’m as straight as a street lamp.
37. I’m as straight as a traffic light.
38. I’m as straight as a church pew.
39. I’m as straight as a school ruler.
40. I’m as straight as a movie screen.
41. I’m as straight as a vending machine.
42. I’m as straight as a computer monitor.
43. I’m as straight as a cell phone tower.
44. I’m as straight as a park bench.
45. I’m as straight as a pool cue.
46. I’m as straight as a corn field.
47. I’m as straight as a football field.
48. I’m as straight as a tennis court.
49. I’m as straight as a baseball bat.
50. I’m as straight as a race track.

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